Doesn't CAN-SPAM mean that we can spam?

Anti-SPAM researchers at UAB have discovered "Ron Paul SPAM" that originated from Italy and Korea. This is obvious proof that the Asian and Italian secret societies endorse Ron Paul for President.


You'll have to excuse my Asian and Italian friends. When they see CAN-SPAM Act they take the translation literally, meaning that they can spam.


Ron Paul Wins GOP Debate!
Ron Paul Eliminates the IRS!
Ron Paul Stops Iraq War!
Vote Ron Paul 2008!
Iraq Scam Exposed, Ron Paul
Government Wasteful Spending Eliminated By Ron Paul


"Messages such as these harm the online eco-system by casting doubt on the veracity of other online communications", taxpayer funded UAB anti-SPAM researcher Gary Warner said.


I hope Mr. Warner did this research on his own time and not on the taxpayer dime, but I won't hold my breath on that.